jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

(via rhinoarmour)

Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All these ridiculous things you would never ask a man.
Scarlett Johansson, once again showing the amount of fucks she gives for the media (via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)

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the big titty committee be like

(via punkmonksteven)

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

(via lumos5001)

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

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theobsidian-rinzilla:

japh-rost:

feferipixies:

internetfeet:

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

THIS MAN

THIRD TIME REBLOGGING

(via killerhum)